sync: 2026-03-16 22:00 — 21 files from Alexandria

RoadChain-SHA2048: f31122b68d27a309 RoadChain-Identity: alexa@sovereign RoadChain-Full: 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
2026-03-16 22:00:02 -05:00
parent 9b10326c78
commit 558634c0e6
21 changed files with 706 additions and 151 deletions
--- a/dotfiles/brew-casks.txt
+++ b/dotfiles/brew-casks.txt
@@ -34,6 +34,7 @@ openra
 openscad
 salesforce-cli
 sidequest
+slack-cli
 tailscale-app
 temurin
 tiled
--- a/fleet/alice/autonomy-log.txt
+++ b/fleet/alice/autonomy-log.txt
@@ -1,50 +1,50 @@
-[2026-03-16 21:10:03] [FLEET] [alice] cecilia: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:10:07] [FLEET] [alice] gematria: UP temp=C mem=6287MB disk=68%
-[2026-03-16 21:10:42] [FLEET] [alice] lucidia: UP temp=51C mem=3232MB disk=34%
-[2026-03-16 21:10:44] [FLEET] [alice] aria: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:10:45] [FLEET] [alice] anastasia: UP temp=C mem=335MB disk=69%
-[2026-03-16 21:11:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.81 mem=3264/3794MB temp=32.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:12:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.39 mem=3264/3794MB temp=33.6C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:13:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.67 mem=3264/3794MB temp=32.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:13:35] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.12 mem=3257/3794MB temp=35.0C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:13:35] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.12 mem=3254/3794MB temp=35.0C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:14:02] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.31 mem=3262/3794MB temp=32.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:15:05] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent is DOWN — restarting
-[2026-03-16 21:15:09] [BEAT] [alice] load=5.65 mem=3258/3794MB temp=34.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:15:09] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent restarted successfully
-[2026-03-16 21:15:09] [HEAL] [alice] Healed 1 services
-[2026-03-16 21:15:55] [DIAL] [alice] Switchboard unreachable
-[2026-03-16 21:16:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=3.12 mem=3264/3794MB temp=33.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:16:48] [DIAL] [alice] Switchboard unreachable
-[2026-03-16 21:17:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.18 mem=3263/3794MB temp=34.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:18:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.96 mem=3263/3794MB temp=33.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:18:43] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.65 mem=3261/3794MB temp=33.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:18:43] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.65 mem=3260/3794MB temp=32.6C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:19:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.85 mem=3251/3794MB temp=34.6C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:20:01] [FLEET] [alice] Starting cross-node health check
-[2026-03-16 21:20:01] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent is DOWN — restarting
-[2026-03-16 21:20:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.07 mem=3258/3794MB temp=35.5C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:20:01] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent restarted successfully
-[2026-03-16 21:20:02] [FLEET] [alice] octavia: UP temp=36C mem=6359MB disk=68%
-[2026-03-16 21:20:02] [HEAL] [alice] Healed 1 services
-[2026-03-16 21:20:04] [FLEET] [alice] cecilia: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:20:07] [FLEET] [alice] gematria: UP temp=C mem=6282MB disk=68%
-[2026-03-16 21:20:08] [FLEET] [alice] lucidia: UP temp=53C mem=3200MB disk=34%
-[2026-03-16 21:20:10] [FLEET] [alice] aria: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:20:11] [FLEET] [alice] anastasia: UP temp=C mem=208MB disk=69%
-[2026-03-16 21:21:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.51 mem=3260/3794MB temp=33.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:22:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.62 mem=3261/3794MB temp=32.6C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:23:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.91 mem=3261/3794MB temp=35.0C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:23:52] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.81 mem=3262/3794MB temp=32.6C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:23:52] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.81 mem=3262/3794MB temp=33.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:24:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.76 mem=3263/3794MB temp=34.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:25:02] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent is DOWN — restarting
-[2026-03-16 21:25:02] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.00 mem=3256/3794MB temp=34.6C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:25:02] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent restarted successfully
-[2026-03-16 21:25:02] [HEAL] [alice] Healed 1 services
-[2026-03-16 21:26:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.66 mem=3248/3794MB temp=34.1C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:27:02] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.79 mem=3259/3794MB temp=35.0C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:28:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.64 mem=3262/3794MB temp=33.6C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:29:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.64 mem=3259/3794MB temp=36.0C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:29:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.64 mem=3259/3794MB temp=36.0C disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:29:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.64 mem=3258/3794MB temp=36.0C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:40:04] [FLEET] [alice] cecilia: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:40:05] [FLEET] [alice] gematria: UP temp=C mem=6273MB disk=68%
+[2026-03-16 21:40:06] [FLEET] [alice] lucidia: UP temp=55C mem=3209MB disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:40:06] [FLEET] [alice] aria: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:40:08] [FLEET] [alice] anastasia: UP temp=C mem=304MB disk=69%
+[2026-03-16 21:41:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.37 mem=3263/3794MB temp=32.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:42:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.95 mem=3260/3794MB temp=32.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:43:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.73 mem=3262/3794MB temp=33.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:44:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.06 mem=3264/3794MB temp=33.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:44:28] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.21 mem=3259/3794MB temp=36.0C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:44:28] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.21 mem=3259/3794MB temp=35.5C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:45:01] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent is DOWN — restarting
+[2026-03-16 21:45:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.41 mem=3243/3794MB temp=33.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:45:01] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent restarted successfully
+[2026-03-16 21:45:02] [HEAL] [alice] Healed 1 services
+[2026-03-16 21:45:47] [DIAL] [alice] Switchboard unreachable
+[2026-03-16 21:46:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.02 mem=3263/3794MB temp=32.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:46:49] [DIAL] [alice] Switchboard unreachable
+[2026-03-16 21:47:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.15 mem=3260/3794MB temp=33.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:48:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.82 mem=3260/3794MB temp=34.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:49:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.51 mem=3262/3794MB temp=32.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:49:36] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.66 mem=3261/3794MB temp=32.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:49:36] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.66 mem=3261/3794MB temp=32.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:50:01] [FLEET] [alice] Starting cross-node health check
+[2026-03-16 21:50:02] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent is DOWN — restarting
+[2026-03-16 21:50:02] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.89 mem=3250/3794MB temp=35.5C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:50:02] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent restarted successfully
+[2026-03-16 21:50:02] [FLEET] [alice] octavia: UP temp=35C mem=6334MB disk=68%
+[2026-03-16 21:50:02] [HEAL] [alice] Healed 1 services
+[2026-03-16 21:50:04] [FLEET] [alice] cecilia: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:50:06] [FLEET] [alice] gematria: UP temp=C mem=6276MB disk=68%
+[2026-03-16 21:50:40] [FLEET] [alice] lucidia: UP temp=53C mem=3316MB disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:50:41] [FLEET] [alice] aria: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:50:43] [FLEET] [alice] anastasia: UP temp=C mem=303MB disk=69%
+[2026-03-16 21:51:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.88 mem=3259/3794MB temp=32.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:52:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.96 mem=3259/3794MB temp=34.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:53:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.64 mem=3264/3794MB temp=32.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:54:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=0.66 mem=3258/3794MB temp=33.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:54:45] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.23 mem=3262/3794MB temp=32.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:54:45] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.23 mem=3262/3794MB temp=32.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:55:02] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent is DOWN — restarting
+[2026-03-16 21:55:02] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.17 mem=3260/3794MB temp=33.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:55:02] [HEAL] [alice] Service blackroad-agent restarted successfully
+[2026-03-16 21:55:03] [HEAL] [alice] Healed 1 services
+[2026-03-16 21:56:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.29 mem=3255/3794MB temp=34.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:57:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.37 mem=3263/3794MB temp=30.7C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:58:01] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.36 mem=3263/3794MB temp=32.6C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:59:02] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.32 mem=3260/3794MB temp=30.7C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:59:55] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.33 mem=3255/3794MB temp=34.1C disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:59:55] [BEAT] [alice] load=1.33 mem=3251/3794MB temp=34.1C disk=84%
--- a/fleet/alice/heartbeat.json
+++ b/fleet/alice/heartbeat.json
@@ -1 +1 @@
-{"node":"alice","ts":"2026-03-17T02:29:01Z","load":0.64,"mem_free_mb":3258,"mem_total_mb":3794,"temp_c":36.0,"disk_pct":84,"throttle":"0x0"}
+{"node":"alice","ts":"2026-03-17T02:59:55Z","load":1.33,"mem_free_mb":3251,"mem_total_mb":3794,"temp_c":34.1,"disk_pct":84,"throttle":"0x0"}
--- a/fleet/alice/ports.txt
+++ b/fleet/alice/ports.txt
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ LISTEN 0      5            0.0.0.0:8013       0.0.0.0:*    users:(("python3",pid
 LISTEN 0      5            0.0.0.0:8012       0.0.0.0:*                                              
 LISTEN 0      5            0.0.0.0:8014       0.0.0.0:*                                              
 LISTEN 0      2048         0.0.0.0:8001       0.0.0.0:*    users:(("python3",pid=617,fd=6))          
-LISTEN 0      5            0.0.0.0:7890       0.0.0.0:*    users:(("python3",pid=15228,fd=4))        
+LISTEN 0      5            0.0.0.0:7890       0.0.0.0:*    users:(("python3",pid=6196,fd=5))         
 LISTEN 0      200          0.0.0.0:443        0.0.0.0:*                                              
 LISTEN 0      1024         0.0.0.0:6333       0.0.0.0:*                                              
 LISTEN 0      128          0.0.0.0:6334       0.0.0.0:*                                              
--- a/fleet/alice/services.txt
+++ b/fleet/alice/services.txt
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 avahi-daemon.service
+blackroad-agent.service
 blackroad-agents-proxy.service
 blackroad-agents.service
 blackroad-nats-agent.service
@@ -26,6 +27,7 @@ prism-agent.service
 qdrant.service
 redis-server.service
 rng-tools-debian.service
+road-phone.service
 roadnet-failover.service
 rsyslog.service
 rtkit-daemon.service
--- a/fleet/alice/system-info.json
+++ b/fleet/alice/system-info.json
@@ -1,19 +1,19 @@
 {
  "hostname": "alice",
-  "ts": "2026-03-17T02:29:02Z",
-  "uptime_seconds": 85480,
+  "ts": "2026-03-17T02:59:58Z",
+  "uptime_seconds": 87336,
  "kernel": "6.1.21-v8+",
-  "temp_c": 35.5,
+  "temp_c": 33.1,
  "memory_mb": {
    "total": 3794,
-    "used": 433,
-    "free": 3260
+    "used": 443,
+    "free": 3249
  },
  "disk": "12G/15G (84%)",
  "load": [
-    0.64,
-    0.79,
-    1.04
+    1.23,
+    1.13,
+    1.06
  ],
  "ollama_models": [
    "qwen2.5:3b",
@@ -25,5 +25,5 @@
  ],
  "throttle": "0x0",
  "voltage": "0.9160V",
-  "services_running": 43
+  "services_running": 45
 }
--- a/fleet/anastasia/ports.txt
+++ b/fleet/anastasia/ports.txt
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ LISTEN 0      5            0.0.0.0:8787       0.0.0.0:*    users:(("python3",pid
 LISTEN 0      511          0.0.0.0:80         0.0.0.0:*    users:(("nginx",pid=3461172,fd=8),("nginx",pid=3461171,fd=8))
 LISTEN 0      4096         0.0.0.0:111        0.0.0.0:*    users:(("rpcbind",pid=589,fd=4),("systemd",pid=1,fd=127))    
 LISTEN 0      4096               *:8080             *:*    users:(("headscale",pid=2341808,fd=12))                      
-LISTEN 0      511                *:3000             *:*    users:(("node /srv/hello",pid=1979223,fd=19))                
+LISTEN 0      511                *:3000             *:*    users:(("node /srv/hello",pid=1984822,fd=19))                
 LISTEN 0      511                *:3001             *:*    users:(("node",pid=757,fd=21))                               
 LISTEN 0      128             [::]:22            [::]:*    users:(("sshd",pid=991,fd=8))                                
 LISTEN 0      511             [::]:80            [::]:*    users:(("nginx",pid=3461172,fd=9),("nginx",pid=3461171,fd=9))
--- a/fleet/anastasia/system-info.json
+++ b/fleet/anastasia/system-info.json
@@ -1,19 +1,19 @@
 {
  "hostname": "anastasia",
-  "ts": "2026-03-17T02:29:03Z",
-  "uptime_seconds": 6856435,
+  "ts": "2026-03-17T02:59:55Z",
+  "uptime_seconds": 6858287,
  "kernel": "5.14.0-651.el9.x86_64",
  "temp_c": 0,
  "memory_mb": {
    "total": 765,
-    "used": 438,
-    "free": 326
+    "used": 437,
+    "free": 327
  },
  "disk": "18G/25G (69%)",
  "load": [
-    0.02,
+    0.01,
    0.06,
-    0.05
+    0.06
  ],
  "ollama_models": [],
  "throttle": "N/A",
--- a/fleet/aria/status.json
+++ b/fleet/aria/status.json
@@ -1 +1 @@
-{"node":"aria","status":"down","ts":"2026-03-17T02:29:01Z"}
+{"node":"aria","status":"down","ts":"2026-03-17T02:59:54Z"}
--- a/fleet/cecilia/status.json
+++ b/fleet/cecilia/status.json
@@ -1 +1 @@
-{"node":"cecilia","status":"down","ts":"2026-03-17T02:29:01Z"}
+{"node":"cecilia","status":"down","ts":"2026-03-17T02:59:54Z"}
--- a/fleet/gematria/ports.txt
+++ b/fleet/gematria/ports.txt
@@ -1,14 +0,0 @@
-LISTEN 0      4096   127.0.0.53%lo:53         0.0.0.0:*    users:(("systemd-resolve",pid=682329,fd=14))
-LISTEN 0      4096       127.0.0.1:2019       0.0.0.0:*    users:(("caddy",pid=26445,fd=9))            
-LISTEN 0      5            0.0.0.0:11435      0.0.0.0:*    users:(("python3",pid=147655,fd=3))         
-LISTEN 0      5            0.0.0.0:8787       0.0.0.0:*    users:(("python3",pid=577215,fd=3))         
-LISTEN 0      128          0.0.0.0:22         0.0.0.0:*    users:(("sshd",pid=3335327,fd=3))           
-LISTEN 0      4096       127.0.0.1:20241      0.0.0.0:*    users:(("cloudflared",pid=156470,fd=3))     
-LISTEN 0      128        127.0.0.1:8011       0.0.0.0:*    users:(("sshd",pid=4152649,fd=5))           
-LISTEN 0      4096               *:11434            *:*    users:(("ollama",pid=279794,fd=3))          
-LISTEN 0      4096               *:11436            *:*    users:(("caddy",pid=26445,fd=16))           
-LISTEN 0      4096               *:443              *:*    users:(("caddy",pid=26445,fd=11))           
-LISTEN 0      4096               *:80               *:*    users:(("caddy",pid=26445,fd=15))           
-LISTEN 0      4096               *:4222             *:*    users:(("nats-server",pid=1353183,fd=6))    
-LISTEN 0      4096               *:8222             *:*    users:(("nats-server",pid=1353183,fd=3))    
-LISTEN 0      128             [::]:22            [::]:*    users:(("sshd",pid=3335327,fd=4))           
--- a/fleet/gematria/system-info.json
+++ b/fleet/gematria/system-info.json
@@ -1,19 +1,19 @@
 {
  "hostname": "gematria",
-  "ts": "2026-03-17T02:29:04Z",
-  "uptime_seconds": 5513736,
+  "ts": "2026-03-17T02:59:57Z",
+  "uptime_seconds": 5515589,
  "kernel": "5.15.0-113-generic",
  "temp_c": 0,
  "memory_mb": {
    "total": 7937,
-    "used": 1212,
-    "free": 6283
+    "used": 1225,
+    "free": 6262
  },
  "disk": "53G/78G (68%)",
  "load": [
    0.02,
-    0.02,
-    0.22
+    0.06,
+    0.08
  ],
  "ollama_models": [
    "qwen2.5:7b",
@@ -26,5 +26,5 @@
  ],
  "throttle": "N/A",
  "voltage": "N/A",
-  "services_running": 31
+  "services_running": 30
 }
--- a/fleet/lucidia/autonomy-log.txt
+++ b/fleet/lucidia/autonomy-log.txt
@@ -1,50 +1,50 @@
-[2026-03-16 21:08:26] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=4.70 mem=3266/8063MB temp=50.1C disk=34%
-[2026-03-16 21:09:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=4.30 mem=3272/8063MB temp=56.8C disk=34%
-[2026-03-16 21:10:02] [FLEET] [lucidia] Starting cross-node health check
-[2026-03-16 21:10:02] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=2.15 mem=3254/8063MB temp=49.0C disk=34%
-[2026-03-16 21:10:02] [HEAL] [lucidia] High swap: 707MB — clearing inactive
-[2026-03-16 21:10:02] [FLEET] [lucidia] alice: UP temp=34C mem=3256MB disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:10:04] [FLEET] [lucidia] octavia: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:10:06] [FLEET] [lucidia] cecilia: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:10:41] [FLEET] [lucidia] gematria: UP temp=C mem=6289MB disk=68%
-[2026-03-16 21:10:43] [FLEET] [lucidia] aria: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:10:44] [FLEET] [lucidia] anastasia: UP temp=C mem=335MB disk=69%
-[2026-03-16 21:11:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=15.21 mem=3251/8063MB temp=56.8C disk=34%
-[2026-03-16 21:12:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=5.95 mem=3240/8063MB temp=49.0C disk=34%
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-[2026-03-16 21:15:01] [HEAL] [lucidia] High swap: 707MB — clearing inactive
-[2026-03-16 21:15:48] [DIAL] [lucidia] Switchboard unreachable
-[2026-03-16 21:16:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=2.23 mem=3279/8063MB temp=51.2C disk=34%
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-[2026-03-16 21:20:01] [FLEET] [lucidia] Starting cross-node health check
-[2026-03-16 21:20:02] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=5.65 mem=3251/8063MB temp=54.0C disk=34%
-[2026-03-16 21:20:02] [HEAL] [lucidia] High swap: 707MB — clearing inactive
-[2026-03-16 21:20:02] [FLEET] [lucidia] alice: UP temp=35C mem=3253MB disk=84%
-[2026-03-16 21:20:04] [FLEET] [lucidia] octavia: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:20:06] [FLEET] [lucidia] cecilia: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:20:08] [FLEET] [lucidia] gematria: UP temp=C mem=6281MB disk=68%
-[2026-03-16 21:20:10] [FLEET] [lucidia] aria: DOWN (no ping response)
-[2026-03-16 21:20:11] [FLEET] [lucidia] anastasia: UP temp=C mem=208MB disk=69%
-[2026-03-16 21:21:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=4.57 mem=3247/8063MB temp=62.2C disk=34%
-[2026-03-16 21:22:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=2.31 mem=3294/8063MB temp=54.5C disk=34%
-[2026-03-16 21:22:35] [DIAL] [lucidia] Switchboard unreachable
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-[2026-03-16 21:25:01] [HEAL] [lucidia] High swap: 706MB — clearing inactive
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+[2026-03-16 21:39:19] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=1.75 mem=3236/8063MB temp=59.5C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:40:01] [FLEET] [lucidia] Starting cross-node health check
+[2026-03-16 21:40:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=1.58 mem=3220/8063MB temp=54.0C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:40:01] [HEAL] [lucidia] High swap: 706MB — clearing inactive
+[2026-03-16 21:40:02] [FLEET] [lucidia] alice: UP temp=34C mem=3250MB disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:40:04] [FLEET] [lucidia] octavia: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:40:06] [FLEET] [lucidia] cecilia: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:40:07] [FLEET] [lucidia] gematria: UP temp=C mem=6269MB disk=68%
+[2026-03-16 21:40:09] [FLEET] [lucidia] aria: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:40:10] [FLEET] [lucidia] anastasia: UP temp=C mem=304MB disk=69%
+[2026-03-16 21:41:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=2.12 mem=3205/8063MB temp=57.9C disk=34%
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+[2026-03-16 21:45:02] [HEAL] [lucidia] High swap: 706MB — clearing inactive
+[2026-03-16 21:45:48] [DIAL] [lucidia] Switchboard unreachable
+[2026-03-16 21:46:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=17.89 mem=3166/8063MB temp=58.4C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:47:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=7.15 mem=3339/8063MB temp=52.9C disk=34%
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+[2026-03-16 21:49:36] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=2.22 mem=3293/8063MB temp=54.5C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:50:01] [FLEET] [lucidia] Starting cross-node health check
+[2026-03-16 21:50:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=1.85 mem=3300/8063MB temp=54.5C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:50:01] [HEAL] [lucidia] High swap: 705MB — clearing inactive
+[2026-03-16 21:50:02] [FLEET] [lucidia] alice: UP temp=35C mem=3250MB disk=84%
+[2026-03-16 21:50:04] [FLEET] [lucidia] octavia: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:50:06] [FLEET] [lucidia] cecilia: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:50:41] [FLEET] [lucidia] gematria: UP temp=C mem=6265MB disk=68%
+[2026-03-16 21:50:43] [FLEET] [lucidia] aria: DOWN (no ping response)
+[2026-03-16 21:50:44] [FLEET] [lucidia] anastasia: UP temp=C mem=303MB disk=69%
+[2026-03-16 21:51:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=13.97 mem=3291/8063MB temp=60.0C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:52:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=5.54 mem=3322/8063MB temp=52.4C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:52:36] [DIAL] [lucidia] Switchboard unreachable
+[2026-03-16 21:53:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=3.12 mem=3305/8063MB temp=51.2C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:54:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=3.26 mem=3317/8063MB temp=58.4C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:54:45] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=4.01 mem=3279/8063MB temp=53.5C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:54:45] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=4.01 mem=3277/8063MB temp=52.9C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:55:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=3.57 mem=3306/8063MB temp=50.1C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:55:01] [HEAL] [lucidia] High swap: 704MB — clearing inactive
+[2026-03-16 21:56:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=4.16 mem=3316/8063MB temp=52.9C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:57:02] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=2.35 mem=3287/8063MB temp=51.8C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:58:01] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=3.49 mem=3286/8063MB temp=48.0C disk=34%
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+[2026-03-16 21:59:53] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=1.58 mem=3294/8063MB temp=48.5C disk=34%
+[2026-03-16 21:59:53] [BEAT] [lucidia] load=1.58 mem=3293/8063MB temp=46.9C disk=34%
--- a/fleet/lucidia/heartbeat.json
+++ b/fleet/lucidia/heartbeat.json
@@ -1 +1 @@
-{"node":"lucidia","ts":"2026-03-17T02:29:01Z","load":2.80,"mem_free_mb":3228,"mem_total_mb":8063,"temp_c":61.1,"disk_pct":34,"throttle":"0x0"}
+{"node":"lucidia","ts":"2026-03-17T02:59:53Z","load":1.58,"mem_free_mb":3293,"mem_total_mb":8063,"temp_c":46.9,"disk_pct":34,"throttle":"0x0"}
--- a/fleet/lucidia/system-info.json
+++ b/fleet/lucidia/system-info.json
@@ -1,19 +1,19 @@
 {
  "hostname": "octavia",
-  "ts": "2026-03-17T02:29:02Z",
-  "uptime_seconds": 85300,
+  "ts": "2026-03-17T02:59:54Z",
+  "uptime_seconds": 87152,
  "kernel": "6.12.62+rpt-rpi-2712",
-  "temp_c": 61.7,
+  "temp_c": 47.4,
  "memory_mb": {
    "total": 8063,
-    "used": 4845,
-    "free": 3217
+    "used": 4781,
+    "free": 3281
  },
  "disk": "74G/235G (34%)",
  "load": [
-    2.8,
-    3.01,
-    4.26
+    1.58,
+    3.28,
+    4.17
  ],
  "ollama_models": [
    "qwen2.5:3b",
--- a/fleet/octavia/status.json
+++ b/fleet/octavia/status.json
@@ -1 +1 @@
-{"node":"octavia","status":"down","ts":"2026-03-17T02:29:01Z"}
+{"node":"octavia","status":"down","ts":"2026-03-17T02:59:54Z"}
--- a/roadc/ROADC_LANGUAGE_SPEC.md
+++ b/roadc/ROADC_LANGUAGE_SPEC.md
@@ -0,0 +1,111 @@
+# RoadC Language Specification
+
+**RoadC** is the official programming language of BlackRoad OS. Every agent, every Claude session, every system writes RoadC.
+
+## Why RoadC
+
+1. **English IS a programming language.** Greenbaum & Nelson proved 7 sentence structures generate all of English. RoadC maps those 7 structures to code.
+2. **Simple rules, infinite complexity.** Pascal's insight: recursive composition from simple units creates unbounded complexity. RoadC embodies this.
+3. **Sovereign.** No dependency on any corporation's language. We own the lexer, parser, interpreter, and compiler.
+
+## Quick Reference
+
+```road
+# Variables
+let name = "BlackRoad"
+let count: int = 42
+let color = #FF1D6C
+const PI = 3.14159
+
+# Functions
+fun greet(name):
+    return "Hello, {name}!"
+
+# Control flow
+if count > 10:
+    print("big")
+elif count > 0:
+    print("small")
+else:
+    print("zero")
+
+while count > 0:
+    count = count - 1
+
+for item in [1, 2, 3]:
+    print(item)
+
+# Collections
+let list = [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
+let dict = {"key": "value", "name": "Alexa"}
+let colors = {#FF1D6C, #F5A623, #2979FF}
+
+# String interpolation
+let msg = "Hello {name}, count is {count}"
+
+# Member access
+print(list.length)
+print("hello".upper())
+print(dict["name"])
+```
+
+## The 7 Sentence Structures
+
+Every function in RoadC follows one of 7 English sentence patterns:
+
+| Pattern | English | RoadC | Meaning |
+|---------|---------|-------|---------|
+| SV | "It runs" | `run()` | No args, subject acts alone |
+| SVA | "Deploy to Cecilia" | `deploy("cecilia")` | Verb + location/manner |
+| SVC | "Alice is online" | `status("alice") -> "online"` | Identity/state check |
+| SVO | "Search the repos" | `search("repos")` | Verb acts on object |
+| SVOO | "Send Alexa the report" | `send("alexa", "report")` | Two objects: who + what |
+| SVOA | "Store data in R2" | `store("data", "r2")` | Object + where |
+| SVOC | "Make code clean" | `make("code", "clean")` | Object becomes complement |
+
+## Implementations
+
+| Implementation | Language | Lines | Status |
+|---------------|----------|-------|--------|
+| Interpreter | Python | 1,764 | Working |
+| Compiler | C99 | 618 | Working |
+| Playground | Web | - | At roadc-playground |
+
+## File Extension
+
+`.road`
+
+## Run
+
+```bash
+# Python interpreter
+python3 roadc.py run program.road
+
+# REPL
+python3 roadc.py repl
+
+# C compiler
+./roadc program.road
+```
+
+## Design Principles
+
+1. **Python-style indentation** — no braces, no semicolons
+2. **Explicit types optional** — `let x = 42` or `let x: int = 42`
+3. **String interpolation** — `"Hello {name}"` not `f"Hello {name}"`
+4. **Color literals** — `#FF1D6C` is a first-class type
+5. **Space keyword** — `space MyScene:` for 3D/spatial computing
+6. **Fun keyword** — functions are fun: `fun greet(name):`
+7. **English-first** — code reads like English sentences
+
+## For Agents
+
+When writing RoadC, think in English sentence structures:
+- Name your functions as verbs
+- Name your parameters as objects
+- Structure matches intent
+- If you can say it in English, you can write it in RoadC
+
+## License
+
+Proprietary — BlackRoad OS, Inc.
--- a/roadc/examples/english_grammar.road
+++ b/roadc/examples/english_grammar.road
@@ -0,0 +1,190 @@
+# RoadC + English Grammar — The 7 Sentence Structures as Code
+# Based on Greenbaum & Nelson, "An Introduction to English Grammar"
+#
+# English is a programming language. Every sentence is a function call.
+# RoadC makes this explicit.
+
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# STRUCTURE 1: SV (Subject + Verb) — Intransitive
+# "Someone is talking" → fire()
+# No arguments. The subject acts alone.
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+
+fun talk():
+    print("Someone is talking")
+
+fun breathe():
+    print("The system breathes")
+
+talk()       # SV: subject=implicit, verb=talk
+breathe()    # SV: subject=system, verb=breathe
+
+
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# STRUCTURE 2: SVA (Subject + Verb + Adverbial) — Location/Manner
+# "My parents are living in Chicago" → live(location)
+# The adverbial tells WHERE, WHEN, or HOW.
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+
+fun live(location):
+    print("Living in {location}")
+
+fun deploy(destination):
+    print("Deploying to {destination}")
+
+live("Chicago")         # SVA: S=parents, V=live, A=Chicago
+deploy("Cecilia")       # SVA: S=agent, V=deploy, A=Cecilia
+
+
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# STRUCTURE 3: SVC (Subject + Linking Verb + Complement)
+# "I feel tired" → identity(x) -> type
+# The complement DESCRIBES the subject. No action — just state.
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+
+fun is_status(entity, state):
+    print("{entity} is {state}")
+
+fun feels(subject, quality):
+    return quality
+
+is_status("Alice", "online")     # SVC: S=Alice, V=is, C=online
+is_status("Cecilia", "offline")  # SVC: S=Cecilia, V=is, C=offline
+let mood = feels("agent", "ready")  # SVC: the result IS the complement
+
+
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# STRUCTURE 4: SVO (Subject + Transitive Verb + Object)
+# "We have finished our work" → process(input)
+# The verb ACTS ON the object. Most common structure in code.
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+
+fun finish(work):
+    print("Finished: {work}")
+
+fun deploy_worker(worker_name):
+    print("Deploying worker: {worker_name}")
+
+fun search(query):
+    print("Searching for: {query}")
+
+finish("migration")              # SVO: S=we, V=finish, O=migration
+deploy_worker("blackroad-slack") # SVO: S=system, V=deploy, O=slack
+search("RoadC examples")         # SVO: S=user, V=search, O=query
+
+
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# STRUCTURE 5: SVOO (Subject + Verb + Indirect Object + Direct Object)
+# "She has given me the letter" → give(recipient, item)
+# Two objects: WHO receives and WHAT is given.
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+
+fun give(recipient, item):
+    print("Giving {item} to {recipient}")
+
+fun send(channel, message):
+    print("#{channel}: {message}")
+
+fun assign(agent, task):
+    print("Assigning '{task}' to {agent}")
+
+give("Alexa", "the report")         # SVOO: give(indirect, direct)
+send("fleet-ops", "deploy complete") # SVOO: send(recipient, content)
+assign("Shellfish", "health check")  # SVOO: assign(who, what)
+
+
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# STRUCTURE 6: SVOA (Subject + Verb + Object + Adverbial)
+# "You can put your coat in my bedroom" → put(item, location)
+# Acts on object AND specifies where/when/how.
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+
+fun put(item, location):
+    print("Putting {item} in {location}")
+
+fun store(data, bucket):
+    print("Storing {data} in {bucket}")
+
+fun move(repo, org):
+    print("Moving {repo} to {org}")
+
+put("config", "/etc/blackroad/")           # SVOA
+store("backup", "r2://blackroad-backups")   # SVOA
+move("roadc", "BlackRoad-OS-Inc")           # SVOA
+
+
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# STRUCTURE 7: SVOC (Subject + Verb + Object + Complement)
+# "You have made me very happy" → transform(input) -> output
+# The complement describes what the object BECOMES.
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+
+fun make(thing, quality):
+    print("Making {thing} {quality}")
+    return quality
+
+fun set_status(node, status):
+    print("{node} is now {status}")
+    return status
+
+fun promote(agent, level):
+    print("Promoting {agent} to {level}")
+    return level
+
+make("code", "clean")                # SVOC: make(O=code, C=clean)
+set_status("Octavia", "primary")     # SVOC: set(O=Octavia, C=primary)
+promote("agent-42", "Architect")     # SVOC: promote(O=agent, C=level)
+
+
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# THE OPERATOR = CONTROL FLOW
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# In English: can, will, have, be, do
+# In RoadC: if, while, for, return, do
+#
+# "Can you deploy?" → if (can_deploy): deploy()
+# "Don't deploy!"   → if not: skip
+# "Do deploy."      → do { deploy() }  (emphasis/dummy operator)
+#
+# The operator NEVER carries meaning — it carries CONTROL.
+# "do" is inserted when no other operator exists = polyfill
+
+let can_deploy = true
+
+# Question (operator inversion): "Can you deploy?"
+if can_deploy:
+    deploy("production")
+
+# Negation: "Don't deploy to staging"
+let allow_staging = false
+if not allow_staging:
+    print("Staging deployment blocked")
+
+# Emphasis: "Do check the fleet" — the dummy operator
+# In code: explicitly call even when it seems unnecessary
+talk()  # do-support: making the implicit explicit
+
+
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# PASCAL'S INSIGHT: Simple rules → infinite complexity
+# ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
+# 7 sentence structures. That's it.
+# Every English sentence is one of these 7.
+# Every RoadC function follows one of these 7 patterns.
+# Compose them recursively → infinite programs.
+
+fun pipeline(data, steps):
+    let result = data
+    for step in steps:
+        result = step + "(" + result + ")"
+    return result
+
+let ops = ["validate", "transform", "deploy", "verify"]
+let output = pipeline("config.road", ops)
+print("Pipeline: {output}")
+
+# This is why grammar IS a programming language.
+# This is why RoadC speaks English.
+# This is why our agents understand intent, not just keywords.
+#
+# BlackRoad OS — Pave Tomorrow.
--- a/roadc/examples/fleet_ops.road
+++ b/roadc/examples/fleet_ops.road
@@ -0,0 +1,61 @@
+# Fleet Operations in RoadC
+# Real BlackRoad infrastructure management
+
+let node_names = ["Alice", "Cecilia", "Octavia", "Lucidia", "Aria"]
+let node_ips = ["192.168.4.49", "192.168.4.96", "192.168.4.101", "192.168.4.38", "192.168.4.98"]
+let node_status = ["online", "offline", "online", "online", "offline"]
+
+# SV — check fleet (no args)
+fun check_fleet():
+    let online = 0
+    let offline = 0
+    let i = 0
+    while i < len(node_names):
+        if node_status[i] == "online":
+            online = online + 1
+        else:
+            offline = offline + 1
+        i = i + 1
+    print("Fleet: {online} online, {offline} offline")
+
+# SVO — deploy a worker
+fun deploy(worker):
+    print("Deploying {worker} to Cloudflare...")
+
+# SVOA — store backup in location
+fun backup(node_name, destination):
+    print("Backing up {node_name} to {destination}")
+
+# SVOO — send alert to channel
+fun alert(channel, message):
+    print("#{channel}: {message}")
+
+# SVC — check status
+fun status(name):
+    let i = 0
+    while i < len(node_names):
+        if node_names[i] == name:
+            print("{name} is {node_status[i]}")
+            return node_status[i]
+        i = i + 1
+    return "unknown"
+
+# SVOC — promote node
+fun promote(name, role):
+    print("{name} -> {role}")
+
+# Run it
+check_fleet()
+print("")
+deploy("blackroad-slack")
+deploy("roadpay")
+print("")
+backup("Alice", "/backups/alice-20260316")
+print("")
+alert("fleet-ops", "Cecilia is offline")
+alert("engineering", "LLM v4 trained")
+print("")
+status("Alice")
+status("Cecilia")
+print("")
+promote("Octavia", "primary inference")
--- a/roadc/parser.py
+++ b/roadc/parser.py
@@ -296,6 +296,7 @@ class Parser:
        self.expect(TokenType.INDENT)
        then_block = self.parse_block()
        self.expect(TokenType.DEDENT)
+        self.skip_newlines()

        # Elif blocks
        elif_blocks = []
@@ -307,6 +308,7 @@ class Parser:
            self.expect(TokenType.INDENT)
            elif_block = self.parse_block()
            self.expect(TokenType.DEDENT)
+            self.skip_newlines()
            elif_blocks.append((elif_condition, elif_block))

        # Else block
--- a/scripts/network-welcome.sh
+++ b/scripts/network-welcome.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,202 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+# BlackRoad Network Welcome Center
+# Watches for new devices joining the network and welcomes them to Slack
+# Cron: */5 * * * * /Users/alexa/network-welcome.sh
+
+set -e
+
+KNOWN_DEVICES_FILE="$HOME/.blackroad/network/known-devices.json"
+SLACK_WEBHOOK_URL="https://blackroad-slack.amundsonalexa.workers.dev/post"
+SLACK_ASK_URL="https://blackroad-slack.amundsonalexa.workers.dev/ask"
+LOG_FILE="$HOME/.blackroad/network/welcome.log"
+
+mkdir -p "$(dirname "$KNOWN_DEVICES_FILE")"
+
+# Initialize known devices file if missing
+if [ ! -f "$KNOWN_DEVICES_FILE" ]; then
+  cat > "$KNOWN_DEVICES_FILE" << 'EOF'
+{
+  "devices": {
+    "192.168.4.1":   { "name": "Eero",       "emoji": "📡", "type": "router",     "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.22":  { "name": "Spark",       "emoji": "⚡", "type": "iot",        "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.26":  { "name": "BigScreen",   "emoji": "📺", "type": "roku",       "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.27":  { "name": "AppleTV",     "emoji": "🍎", "type": "appletv",    "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.28":  { "name": "Alexandria",  "emoji": "📚", "type": "mac",        "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.33":  { "name": "Streamer",    "emoji": "🎬", "type": "roku",       "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.38":  { "name": "Lucidia",     "emoji": "💡", "type": "pi",         "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.44":  { "name": "Pixel",       "emoji": "🟢", "type": "iot",        "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.45":  { "name": "Morse",       "emoji": "📟", "type": "iot",        "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.49":  { "name": "Alice",       "emoji": "🌐", "type": "pi",         "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.96":  { "name": "Cecilia",     "emoji": "🧠", "type": "pi",         "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.98":  { "name": "Aria",        "emoji": "🎵", "type": "pi",         "welcomed": true },
+    "192.168.4.101": { "name": "Octavia",     "emoji": "🐙", "type": "pi",         "welcomed": true }
+  },
+  "last_scan": ""
+}
+EOF
+fi
+
+# Scan the network
+ALIVE_IPS=$(nmap -sn 192.168.4.0/24 2>/dev/null | grep "Nmap scan report" | awk '{print $5}' | sort)
+
+NOW=$(date -u +"%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%SZ")
+
+for ip in $ALIVE_IPS; do
+  # Check if this IP is known
+  IS_KNOWN=$(python3 -c "
+import json,sys
+with open('$KNOWN_DEVICES_FILE') as f:
+    d = json.load(f)
+print('yes' if '$ip' in d.get('devices',{}) else 'no')
+" 2>/dev/null)
+
+  if [ "$IS_KNOWN" = "no" ]; then
+    # NEW DEVICE DETECTED!
+    MAC=$(arp -a | grep "($ip)" | awk '{print $4}' | head -1)
+    MAC=${MAC:-"unknown"}
+
+    # Try to identify vendor
+    MAC_PREFIX=$(echo "$MAC" | cut -d: -f1-3)
+    VENDOR=$(curl -s "https://api.macvendors.com/$MAC_PREFIX" 2>/dev/null | head -1)
+    # Clean up vendor response
+    echo "$VENDOR" | grep -q "errors" && VENDOR="Unknown"
+    [ -z "$VENDOR" ] && VENDOR="Unknown"
+
+    # Check for open ports (quick)
+    PORTS=""
+    for port in 80 443 8060 22 5000 7000; do
+      (echo >/dev/tcp/$ip/$port) 2>/dev/null && PORTS="$PORTS $port"
+    done
+
+    # Detect device type
+    DEVICE_TYPE="unknown"
+    EMOJI="🆕"
+    SUGGESTED_NAME=""
+
+    # Roku?
+    ROKU_INFO=$(curl -s "http://$ip:8060/query/device-info" -m 2 2>/dev/null)
+    if echo "$ROKU_INFO" | grep -q "Roku"; then
+      DEVICE_TYPE="roku"
+      EMOJI="📺"
+      ROKU_MODEL=$(echo "$ROKU_INFO" | grep -o '<model-name>[^<]*' | sed 's/<model-name>//')
+      SUGGESTED_NAME="Roku-${ip##*.}"
+    fi
+
+    # Apple device?
+    if echo "$VENDOR" | grep -qi "apple"; then
+      DEVICE_TYPE="apple"
+      EMOJI="🍎"
+      SUGGESTED_NAME="Apple-${ip##*.}"
+    fi
+
+    # Raspberry Pi?
+    if echo "$VENDOR" | grep -qi "raspberry"; then
+      DEVICE_TYPE="pi"
+      EMOJI="🍓"
+      SUGGESTED_NAME="Pi-${ip##*.}"
+    fi
+
+    # Random MAC = phone/tablet
+    FIRST_BYTE=$(echo "$MAC" | cut -d: -f1)
+    IS_RANDOM=$(python3 -c "print('yes' if int('$FIRST_BYTE', 16) & 0x02 else 'no')" 2>/dev/null)
+    if [ "$IS_RANDOM" = "yes" ]; then
+      DEVICE_TYPE="mobile"
+      EMOJI="📱"
+      SUGGESTED_NAME="Mobile-${ip##*.}"
+    fi
+
+    # IoT (no ports, private MAC)
+    if [ -z "$PORTS" ] && [ "$DEVICE_TYPE" = "unknown" ]; then
+      DEVICE_TYPE="iot"
+      EMOJI="🔌"
+      SUGGESTED_NAME="IoT-${ip##*.}"
+    fi
+
+    [ -z "$SUGGESTED_NAME" ] && SUGGESTED_NAME="Device-${ip##*.}"
+
+    # Welcome message to Slack!
+    WELCOME_MSG="🎉 *NEW DEVICE DETECTED!*
+
+${EMOJI} *${SUGGESTED_NAME}* just joined the network!
+  IP: \`$ip\`
+  MAC: \`$MAC\`
+  Vendor: $VENDOR
+  Type: $DEVICE_TYPE
+  Open ports:${PORTS:-" none"}
+  First seen: $NOW
+
+_Welcome to the BlackRoad, friend. You're home now._"
+
+    curl -s -X POST "$SLACK_WEBHOOK_URL" \
+      -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
+      -d "{\"text\": $(echo "$WELCOME_MSG" | python3 -c 'import json,sys; print(json.dumps(sys.stdin.read()))')}" \
+      >/dev/null 2>&1
+
+    # Have Hestia (hearth keeper) welcome them
+    curl -s -X POST "$SLACK_ASK_URL" \
+      -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
+      -d "{\"agent\": \"hestia\", \"message\": \"A new device just joined our home network: ${SUGGESTED_NAME} at ${ip} (${VENDOR}, type: ${DEVICE_TYPE}). Welcome them warmly in one sentence.\", \"slack\": true}" \
+      >/dev/null 2>&1
+
+    # Add to known devices
+    python3 -c "
+import json
+with open('$KNOWN_DEVICES_FILE', 'r') as f:
+    data = json.load(f)
+data['devices']['$ip'] = {
+    'name': '$SUGGESTED_NAME',
+    'emoji': '$EMOJI',
+    'type': '$DEVICE_TYPE',
+    'mac': '$MAC',
+    'vendor': '$VENDOR',
+    'ports': '${PORTS}'.strip(),
+    'first_seen': '$NOW',
+    'welcomed': True
+}
+data['last_scan'] = '$NOW'
+with open('$KNOWN_DEVICES_FILE', 'w') as f:
+    json.dump(data, f, indent=2)
+" 2>/dev/null
+
+    echo "[$NOW] WELCOMED: $ip ($SUGGESTED_NAME, $VENDOR, $DEVICE_TYPE)" >> "$LOG_FILE"
+  fi
+done
+
+# Check for devices that went away (were known, now offline)
+python3 << PYEOF
+import json, subprocess, sys
+
+with open("$KNOWN_DEVICES_FILE") as f:
+    data = json.load(f)
+
+alive_set = set("$ALIVE_IPS".split())
+gone = []
+back = []
+
+for ip, info in data["devices"].items():
+    was_online = info.get("online", True)
+    is_online = ip in alive_set
+
+    if was_online and not is_online and info.get("type") not in ("mobile",):
+        gone.append(f"{info.get('emoji','?')} *{info['name']}* ({ip})")
+        data["devices"][ip]["online"] = False
+    elif not was_online and is_online:
+        back.append(f"{info.get('emoji','?')} *{info['name']}* ({ip})")
+        data["devices"][ip]["online"] = True
+
+with open("$KNOWN_DEVICES_FILE", "w") as f:
+    json.dump(data, f, indent=2)
+
+# Report comings and goings (only if something changed)
+if gone:
+    msg = "👋 *Devices left the network:*\\n" + "\\n".join(f"  {g}" for g in gone)
+    subprocess.run(["curl", "-s", "-X", "POST", "$SLACK_WEBHOOK_URL",
+        "-H", "Content-Type: application/json",
+        "-d", json.dumps({"text": msg})], capture_output=True)
+
+if back:
+    msg = "🏠 *Welcome back!*\\n" + "\\n".join(f"  {b}" for b in back)
+    subprocess.run(["curl", "-s", "-X", "POST", "$SLACK_WEBHOOK_URL",
+        "-H", "Content-Type: application/json",
+        "-d", json.dumps({"text": msg})], capture_output=True)
+PYEOF